What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.

what's Worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Getting raped.



What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?
Cancer.

Man walks into a chemist ans says " I need some birth control for my 14 year old daughter"
The chemist looks shocked and queries "your 14 year old daughter is sexually active?"
The man thinks for a moment then replies,
"No, not really, she just lies there like her mother."