This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, hey, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Who am I to judge him?


The great obesity epedemic of 2004
How did you get through it grandpa?
"Ohhh it was horrable johnny there was cheesecake and porkchops everywhere"

Another classic song for you're enjoyment
LazyBoy - Underwear goes outside