Yo, well, blog number One.

Rob's fault, Matt and George take secondary blame. Punishments to be devised. email suggestions to gofuckyoucunt@yourmomsgaff.cunt.

There's a picture floating round here somewhere of a cloudy day in France. France was better than England. I prefered it. I shall ber required to return in the future. You can't fall off wooden slats to nothingness in England.

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